Isabel Genecin, Nicole Gerszberg and Jared Lowenthal
10. Go into the library, stand on a table (surrounded by
eight chairs), put on a retro leather jacket and hold a stereo on your shoulder
that is blasting the song “In Your Eyes,” by Peter Gabriel. Encourage audience
to cheer loudly over the distraught shrieks of the librarians.
9. Write the message on the board in front of the counseling
office. Enough said.
8. Hire a computer genius to change the background on the
school computers to say: “______, will you go to prom with me?”
7. Have one of the crossing guards ask your potential date
before he safely leads him/her across the street.
6. Slip laxatives into your love interest’s morning coffee
and sneak into the closest bathroom where you will paste a sign on the mirror
asking your desired one to prom.
5. MHS Info, let’s hope that Jeff isn’t being too sarcastic
that day…
4. Write them an encoded message with a matrix. Slip the
decoding matrix into their backpack.
3. Hire Krazii Kr3w to surround your date and spell p-r-o-m
with distorted body shapes.
2. Hire ten small freshman boys—dressed in all black—to
belay off of the rafters in the overpass, kidnap your date and take him/her to
the romantic Japanese garden.
1. Put in a Globe Top
Ten…speaking of which, Tina Pantginis, would you like to go to prom with me.
Love, Jared Lowenthal.
